http://www.kittyattackblog.com General Grover Cleveland: Kitties of the World: Unite! Mon, 12 Jul 2010 13:25:23 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Somehow the word has leaked out regarding the whereabouts of my secret hideout. VandelayDesign.com has exposed me to my enemy by siting this line of communication on their website. Apparently my plans of escape are so well crafted that I'm getting notice within the independent media. No surprise there. After ... http://www.kittyattackblog.com/ill-get-you-vandelay/ I can't be sure, but this YouTube kitty looks like my cousin over in Paris. A fine musical ear runs in our family: http://www.kittyattackblog.com/chat-relou/ My nephew, Groucho Cleveland is undergoing tactical training as we speak. Hopefully he'll learn to steer that thing: view training video courtesy of yahoo http://www.kittyattackblog.com/training-missions/ When I came across this video on YouTube, I became afraid that someone was running a surveillance OP on me. How could they get this footage of me? How did they get in on the inside? As I looked closer, I saw that the Human in the bed was ... http://www.kittyattackblog.com/simons-cat/ [caption id="attachment_302" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="recovered surveillance photo taken by Human"][/caption] CLICK! CLICK! OPEN! As the cage door opened (which I'm sure I had loosened over the course of the trip), I sprang at the unwitting Human. pppfffffffffffffFFFFTTTT! HISS! SCRATCH...and finally BITE! My deadly combo stunned Human so much that he dropped the ... http://www.kittyattackblog.com/tiger-cage-breaking-out/ I'm sure Human is behind this. I never thought he would stoop this low. I'll resume my Tiger Cage flashback later, but first I need to address this "Japanese" situation. Apparently in Japan, you can go to these "Cat Cafes" and rent these cats by the hour! I would never allow ... http://www.kittyattackblog.com/japanese-cat-cafes/ “My ungrateful Human has given up my secure location…” Those words startled me awake from a nightmare: Huge lizards with jetpacks were attacking me, and the only thing that could stop them was an unlimited amount of pizza slices. I kept slinging pizza slices until the recollection of Human’s voice ... http://www.kittyattackblog.com/human-tips-off-the-feds-flashback/ My ungrateful Human has given up my secure location by tipping off the fuzz. Not the orange fuzzball with four legs that seems to follow me everywhere and meows incessantly, but the Feds; the Five-O. Like always, I watched both humans this morning, pretending to be asleep, yet consciously fearful of ... http://www.kittyattackblog.com/human-tips-off-the-feds/ Human’s mom is an early riser (one who never feeds me, I might add). And when she gets up, the first thing she does is pour a cup of that stinky brown liquid humans like so much. Shortly before dawn, I crept downstairs, jumped stealthily onto the counter and batted ... http://www.kittyattackblog.com/down-with-visitors-part-ii/ I hate when Human has visitors. They sit in my favorite cushy spots. Interrupt Human’s schedule so I don’t get fed on time. And worst of all, they insist on cathandling me—picking me up, rubbing my ears, petting my tummy… I’m sorry, but that’s just rude. I do not let strangers ... http://www.kittyattackblog.com/down-with-visitors/