I’m sure Human is behind this. I never thought he would stoop this low. I’ll resume my Tiger Cage flashback later, but first I need to address this “Japanese” situation.

Apparently in Japan, you can go to these “Cat Cafes” and rent these cats by the hour! I would never allow myself to be rented, manhandled, or taunted for a full hour by any human. I must infiltrate this establishment and rescue the rentals from bondage. But how does a small, chubby and militant kitty like myself gain passage to Japan?

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